(via lolzpicx)
its just a toaster
Actually it is more than just a toaster; it is a short story.
“Finally” denotes anticipation.
“My mom” is character development: you have a mom.
“Bought a toaster” is the clear resolution of the story.It speaks volumes.
its just a toaster
Don’t say that
(via bonerboy69)
“We’re just a bunch of Mexicans from San Diego.”
(Source: selfmedicates, via memphismaayfire)
(via onlylolgifs)
(Source: kurt-cobane, via lolzpicx)